A small selection of recent projects
AI-Powered Excuse Generator
Never be late again with our advanced AI that crafts believable excuses. Now integrated with your calendar for maximum plausibility!
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Schrödinger's Cat Daycare
Quantum babysitting for uncertain felines. All cats simultaneously alive, dead, and plotting world domination.
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Intergalactic Meme Exchange
Trade rare Pepes with aliens. First contact made via dank memes. Universal translator included.
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Animated Apple Iphone 3D Website
Recreated the Apple iPhone 15 Pro website, combining GSAP animations and Three.js 3D effects..
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Kind words from People you don't know, neither do I
I once saw Meet debug an entire system while blindfolded and standing on one foot. He said it was to 'increase blood flow to the brain.' I don't know if it worked, but the bugs were gone and he didn't fall over. If that's not talent, I don't know what is. He's like the David Blaine of coding, minus the ice cube stunts.
Impressed InternCocaine Fetcher
Meet's code is so efficient, it once gained sentience and optimized our entire company's workflow before lunch. We had to turn it off because it kept suggesting we replace all the managers with a particularly smart toaster. I'm not saying Meet's a tech wizard, but I've never seen him and Merlin in the same room.
Paranoid CEONow Works for the ToasterI hired Meet to build a website for my cat's Instagram. Not only did he deliver a site so beautiful it made me weep, but he also somehow taught my cat to code. Mr. Whiskers now contributes to open-source projects in his spare time. I'm not sure if I should be impressed or terrified.
Crazy Cat LadyFeline Tech RecruiterMeet's dedication to his craft is unparalleled. I once saw him code for 72 hours straight, fueled only by energy drinks and sheer willpower. By the end, he had solved world hunger, reversed climate change, and created a JavaScript framework that actually made sense. Sadly, it was all a hallucination from sleep deprivation, but it was a beautiful hallucination.
Concerned Project ManagerProfessional Nap EnforcerI don't actually know Meet, but I heard from a guy who knows a guy whose cousin's dog walker's neighbor said Meet once hacked NASA using only a potato and a paperclip. I can't verify this information, but it sounds impressive, so I'm going with it. Hire this man before he takes over the world with root vegetables.
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My work experience
My approach
Planning & Strategy
Throw ideas at the wall. See what sticks. Probably nothing useful. Spend hours arguing over font choices and button colors. Realize halfway through that we forgot what we're actually building. Start over. Rinse and repeat until someone (probably me) has an existential crisis.
Development & Progress Update
Furiously type gibberish. Hope it compiles. Cry when it doesn't. Copy-paste from Stack Overflow until something works. Break everything. Fix it. Break it again. Question life choices. Contemplate career change. Remember I'm too deep in student debt to quit now. Keep coding.
Digital Frankenstein
Stitch together the least broken parts. Push to production. Pray. Watch in horror as it all falls apart in real-time. Frantically hotfix while chugging energy drinks. Tell myself this is the last time I'll pull an all-nighter. Know deep down that's a lie. Finally get it working-ish. Call it a 'feature-rich beta' and ship it.